If you go out to dinner with your friends, and you come home to an exhausted and frustrated husband, you should not ask him how his night was, because you will not want to hear the answer.
You will not want to know that your child went to bed at 9:30 pm, after eating dinner at 8:00 pm, after refusing to come inside, after pushing his stroller all over the neighborhood, after the dad had to clean off the child's hand with the dad's own spit, after the child put his hand in somebody else's puke on the playground.
Thankfully this did not happen on Mother's Day.
1 comment:
hilarious. you can't make that stuff up. better charlie than me.
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